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Joke: A man traveling by train

A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria.

โ€œSir, we donโ€™t stop at Victoria.โ€

โ€œBut I have to get off there!

โ€

โ€œWell, there might be one thing I can do.

I might be able to get the engineer to slow down the train a little.

Then I can dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform.โ€

โ€œWill that work?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s worth a try.โ€

As they approached the platform, the train is slowing from 50 MPH.

The collector hangs the man in mid-air out the door.

The man starts running in mid-air.

โ€œRun faster!

Faster!

โ€ He lowers the man and the manโ€™s feet touch the platform.

His shoes start to smoke!

His heel comes off!

Heโ€™s running at 30 MPH.

Heโ€™s made it!

He starts to slow down!

The other passengers stare in amazement.

As the last car goes by, a hand grabs the man by the shirt collar and lifts the man right back into the train!

As heโ€™s helped back on the train the gent who picked him up says, โ€œMan youโ€™re lucky I was here to help!

This train doesnโ€™t even STOP in Victoria!

โ€

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