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Joke: A burglar broke into a house

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, โ€˜Jesus knows youโ€™re here.โ€™

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a be*l he heard โ€˜Jesus is watching you.โ€™

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

โ€˜Did you say that?โ€™ he hissed at the parrot.

โ€˜Yepโ€™, the parrot confessed, then squawked, โ€˜Iโ€™m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.โ€™

The burglar relaxed.

โ€˜Warn me, huh?

Who in the world are you?โ€™

โ€˜Moses,โ€™ replied the bird.

โ€˜Moses?โ€™ the burglar laughed.

โ€˜What kind of people would name a bird Moses?โ€™

โ€˜The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.โ€™

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