Joke: Chiseled Look

My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dresser, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel.

The following morning, while I was in front of the dresser combing my hair, my teenage daughter walked in.

“Hi, Mom,” she said, taking a look at the dresser.

“Fixing your face?”