sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!
” said the other.
“Now get a little closer together” said the cameraman.
Again “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE”.
So they wiggled up close to each other.
“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus the camera” said the photographer.
Yet again “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!
”
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out “OH LARD JESUS!
BOTH OF US????
CAN I BE FIRST???”
