Master:
That shirt looks soiled, didn’t you wash it?
Servant:
I did!
But while i was taking it to the shop for ironing i dropped it on the ground!
Master:
You will have to wash it again!
Servant:
Again, Sir?
Master:
I’m a stickler for cleanliness.
So anything that falls on the ground has to be washed with soap and water.
Servant:
I’ll remember that.
The next morning…
Servant:
Sir, here is your newspaper.
Master:
Yes!
But why is it soaking wet, You idiot?
Servant:
While i was bringing it to you i dropped it on the ground….
But I remembered your instructions and washed it thoroughly with soap and water.
