Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking.
Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette.
Her friend asks her:
“What are you doing?!
?” So she replies:
“I don’t want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom”
So her friend asks:
“What’s a condom?
Where did you get it?” So she says:
“At the pharmacy” So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom.
The clerk asks:
“What size?”
So she replies:
“I dunno, one that will fit a camel”
