Joke: Are You Doing Anything?

My neighbor, she’s single.

She’s single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street.

I watched her as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, ”I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight.

Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!

”

“Great” she said.

”Can you watch my dog?”