Joke: The Men and the Fools

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training.

“Well,” he said, “it’s three weeks long.”

“What else?” I asked.

“The first week they separate the men from the boys,” he said.

“The second week, they separate the men from the fools.”

“And the third week?” I asked.

“The third week, the fools jump.”