Officer:
You were speeding.
Man:
No, I wasn’t.
Officer:
Yes, you were.
I’m giving you a ticket.
Man:
But I wasn’t speeding.
Officer:
Tell that to the judge!
(The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man:
Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer:
Yes, you would.
Man:
What if I just thought that you were?
Officer:
I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.
Man:
Fine, I think you’re a jerk.
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