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Joke: Ventriloquist

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, โ€œIf I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?โ€

The bartender considers it, then agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, โ€œIf I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?โ€

The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first.The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.

He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the ratโ€™s music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.

โ€œSorry,โ€ the man replies, โ€œheโ€™s not for sale.โ€

The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

โ€œNo,โ€ he insists, โ€œheโ€™s not for sale.โ€

The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.

The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

โ€œAre you insane?โ€ the bartender demanded.

โ€œThat frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000.00!

โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t worry about it.โ€ the man answered.

โ€œThe frog was really nothing special.

You see, the ratโ€™s a ventriloquist.โ€

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