My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, โDo you want to have Sex?โ
โNo,โ she answered.
I then said, โIs that your final answer?โ She didnโt even look at me this time, simply saying, โYes..โ
So I said, โThen Iโd like to phone a friend.โ And thatโs when the fight startedโฆ