Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies.
One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says,ย โcongratulations!
You have twins!
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He replies.
โThatโs so weird!
I work for the Minnesota Twins!
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A nurse says to the second guy, โcongratulations!
You have triplets!
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โThis is weird,โ replies the second man.
โI work for the 3M company!
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A nurse tells the third man, โcongratulations!
Youโre the dad of quadruplets!
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โThatโs strange,โ he answers.
โI work for the Four Seasons hotel!
โย The last man grunts and bangs his head against the wall.
โWhatโs wrong?โ the others ask.ย โI work for 7 Up!
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