I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.
All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining…
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs.
Jones, do…
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he…
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.
“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive.
However, in some languages, such as…
A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, out of nothing poured a bag of dog sh*t on my carpet without asking my permission and said, “Sir,…
Three people want to get into heaven.
St Nicholas is the gatekeeper.
He says they must give him something related to Christmas to get in.
The first…
